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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

 

FUBAR!!

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Someone help this poor Bastard. He emailed me for advice and I can't understand a fucking word he wrote!!!

Madman
Madman's Advice Blog

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

 

Stinkin' Marriage

MADMAN

I dated my wife for three years before we married and she never farted in front of me. Now she rips them off like she is trying to win a contest. Is this normal?

Whiffer

Dear Whiffer

Yes it is normal----FOR SHEEP HERDERS OR ESKIMOS! Women ain't supposed to fart around their men. I have been trying to explain this to my wife for the last 22 years. OH---by the way---she's an Eskimo.

Madman
Madman's Advice Blog

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