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Saturday, February 25, 2006


Boobless Brigade Master

The Boobless Brigade Master

I'm entering my daughter's favorite picture. Yes, I'm aware of the fact that the dog has more hair than I do. That's why it's her favorite. Bet you've never had a bald gal enter this contest! This picture was taken on a good day. I've probably had a total of 4 good days since July of 2005. Wigs are expensive and I've heard that they make your head itch. Seems like everybody I know has bought me a hat, I've got quite the collection going now. I can confirm that some people make really ugly hats. A tiara, however...can't say I own one of those!

Hmmm...a short bio...I am the owner/operator of the Home For Wayward Animals.The only thing that I hate more than stupid people, is stupid people that think I'm stupid. Like insurance company customer service call takers. And politicians. And a select few family members.

Leave a comment if this is MS. BLOGGER 2006!



There are four contestants left in this contest. I have had some additional entries--butt fuck---this has to end soon. Very sorry if your entry was late or went to junk mail.

Also, Josh Williams has been disqualified and I will not be posting that picture. It turns out Josh is not a 420 pound naked lady eating a doughnut. This incident has tarnished the integrity of this contest--but we shall proceed the best we can.

To all of you who have written letters and are waiting for advice on my new blog---please be patient. I shall answer them all ASAP! The title of my blog will change immediately after crowning MS. BLOGGER 2006!


Thursday, February 23, 2006


Sweet Melissa

I cant believe I'm entering myself in this thing, its probably from the sugar high from all the Valentine's Day candies I've ingested throughout the day. I'm sure I have other pictures but for some reason I like that one the best - its from 2000. Although I might be able to find the one where I dressed up as Velma from Scooby Doo for Halloween.

Bio? I guess I should write something witty that will get me the most comments...hmmm...ya, I cant think of anything so I'll let the Madman go at it.

Excuse us while Melissa and I have a go at it!

If you think that Melissa is MS. BLOGGER 2006--err--leave a comment and have a go also


Tuesday, February 21, 2006



My bio, modeled after Playboy's data sheets:

Name: Sam

Bust: 34B

Waist: Trim

Hips: Shapely

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 117

Birthdate: February 26, 1974

Birthplace: San Diego, California

Ambitions: To entertain the masses with Sam's Stories while pursuing my dream of becoming Ron Jeremy's mistress. I also wish to become Madman's campaign manager, utilizing my connections in the porn industry to achieve his presidential goals.

Turn-ons: Short, fat hairy men with substance abuse problems and no respect for women, children or animals

Turn-offs: Good hygiene, intelligence, and a sense of humor.

I hope this will be sufficient!


If you think SAM is MS.BLOGGER 2006---leave a comment or two!

Sunday, February 19, 2006



There you have it, the picture you won't leave me alone about. Its nothing special. In case you're wondering...That's an orange and not a lemon. For some reason people think its a lemon. It doesn't matter how many times people tell me to go suck a lemon, I WON'T!!! I'm not particularly a big fan of oranges, I have a thing about how they make your hands smell like oranges no matter how many times you wash them. But I enjoy one once in awhile. I have a few hobbies like everyone else I suppose but nothing interesting, all in all i'd say I'm a pretty boring person. So there you have it, now you all know what I look like, if you even cared to begin with. I find it interesting that WE don't get to see what YOU look like MadMan!!!

If you think ROCKANDCHAIRS should be MS. BLOGGER 2006--then leave a comment!

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