Saturday, February 25, 2006
Boobless Brigade Master
I'm entering my daughter's favorite picture. Yes, I'm aware of the fact that the dog has more hair than I do. That's why it's her favorite. Bet you've never had a bald gal enter this contest! This picture was taken on a good day. I've probably had a total of 4 good days since July of 2005. Wigs are expensive and I've heard that they make your head itch. Seems like everybody I know has bought me a hat, I've got quite the collection going now. I can confirm that some people make really ugly hats. A tiara, however...can't say I own one of those!
Hmmm...a short bio...I am the owner/operator of the Home For Wayward Animals.The only thing that I hate more than stupid people, is stupid people that think I'm stupid. Like insurance company customer service call takers. And politicians. And a select few family members.
Leave a comment if this is MS. BLOGGER 2006!
Also, Josh Williams has been disqualified and I will not be posting that picture. It turns out Josh is not a 420 pound naked lady eating a doughnut. This incident has tarnished the integrity of this contest--but we shall proceed the best we can.
To all of you who have written letters and are waiting for advice on my new blog---please be patient. I shall answer them all ASAP! The title of my blog will change immediately after crowning MS. BLOGGER 2006!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
I cant believe I'm entering myself in this thing, its probably from the sugar high from all the Valentine's Day candies I've ingested throughout the day. I'm sure I have other pictures but for some reason I like that one the best - its from 2000. Although I might be able to find the one where I dressed up as Velma from Scooby Doo for Halloween.
Bio? I guess I should write something witty that will get me the most comments...hmmm...ya, I cant think of anything so I'll let the Madman go at it.
Excuse us while Melissa and I have a go at it!
If you think that Melissa is MS. BLOGGER 2006--err--leave a comment and have a go also
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
My bio, modeled after Playboy's data sheets:
Birthdate: February 26, 1974
Birthplace: San Diego, California
Ambitions: To entertain the masses with Sam's Stories while pursuing my dream of becoming Ron Jeremy's mistress. I also wish to become Madman's campaign manager, utilizing my connections in the porn industry to achieve his presidential goals.
Turn-ons: Short, fat hairy men with substance abuse problems and no respect for women, children or animals
Turn-offs: Good hygiene, intelligence, and a sense of humor.
I hope this will be sufficient!
If you think SAM is MS.BLOGGER 2006---leave a comment or two!
Sunday, February 19, 2006
ROCKANDCHAIRS NOT SUCKING
There you have it, the picture you won't leave me alone about. Its nothing special. In case you're wondering...That's an orange and not a lemon. For some reason people think its a lemon. It doesn't matter how many times people tell me to go suck a lemon, I WON'T!!! I'm not particularly a big fan of oranges, I have a thing about how they make your hands smell like oranges no matter how many times you wash them. But I enjoy one once in awhile. I have a few hobbies like everyone else I suppose but nothing interesting, all in all i'd say I'm a pretty boring person. So there you have it, now you all know what I look like, if you even cared to begin with. I find it interesting that WE don't get to see what YOU look like MadMan!!!
If you think ROCKANDCHAIRS should be MS. BLOGGER 2006--then leave a comment!