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Friday, February 03, 2006

 

See Ya Latter or C-U-LAY-TA

Culayta is one of my favorite Bloggers. She always has a kind word to say. Following is her Bio:

30ish, VIRGINian.Pool shark, loves aerosmith and motley crue(OK, so I am a little fond of the 80's)CULAYTA www.culaytainva.blogspot.com

Please vote by leaving a commnet for MS. BLOGGER 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

 

My Ex-Assistant


My Ex-Assistant told me that I have known her for over seven yesrs --AND I, Madman, should write her bio. So--just pretend this is my Ex-Assistant talking:

I am married and have three kids---but all I can do is think of Madman. I love my job---because Madman is my boss. My motto is 'what's good for Madman is good for the world.' Please vote for me so Madman will notice me. Madman ---PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!! Oh--and I want World Peace!

So--I think I read her pretty well. She has never said these things---but I am sure she thinks them daily. If you think this is MS. Blogger 2006---make a comment.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

 

Whistler and RLB

On behalf of Two Girls and a Guy, we are representing ourselves as one! We are wild, redneck women who love to raise hell. Reared in the panhandle of TX, our hobbies include; frolicking through corn and cotton fields, tossing cow patties, breaking wild horses, hitting the dirt roads with whiskey and Hank, and the occasional "roll in the hay". Vote Country!!

If you think these two deserve to be MS. Blogger 2006----then leave a comment!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

 

Another Change Is Coming

First---Please email your pics for the Blogger Beauty Contest if you haven't already. Thank you for those of you who have already done so.

Recently a newly weded warehouseman asked for some advice from me. This seems to happen all the time. I guess I just put out that wise and fatherly vibe. This is how the conversation went:

WM: My wife just doesn't seem to enjoy sex. I want to make her happy---but she just won't tell me what she likes.

ME: Well---it's important that you get her to open up now---these kind of things can lead to trouble. I ,of course, have never had this kind of trouble, but this is what you need to do. Get her roaring drunk where her inhibitions are way down. Fuck her short and quick. Roll off her mean like and tell her 'you sure are a lousy lay---and damn you could sure benefit from some of those pussy exercises.' Now at that point I promise you she'll tell you all the things you're doing wrong in the sack. She might even tell you about your little dick---but at least you'll know where you stand.


Well---after saving that marriage--I have decided to share my wisdom with the world. Right after the Blogger Beauty Contest, the name of my blog will change to "Madman's Advice Blog" . The url will remain the same. So if anyone needs help---I'm here for you dudes or dudettes! Just email your problems to madmaniscrazy@hotmail.com . If I can't help--I'll make some shit up!

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