Madman: SAM

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

SAM

My bio, modeled after Playboy's data sheets:

Name: Sam

Bust: 34B

Waist: Trim

Hips: Shapely

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 117

Birthdate: February 26, 1974

Birthplace: San Diego, California

Ambitions: To entertain the masses with Sam's Stories while pursuing my dream of becoming Ron Jeremy's mistress. I also wish to become Madman's campaign manager, utilizing my connections in the porn industry to achieve his presidential goals.

Turn-ons: Short, fat hairy men with substance abuse problems and no respect for women, children or animals

Turn-offs: Good hygiene, intelligence, and a sense of humor.

I hope this will be sufficient!

Sam

If you think SAM is MS.BLOGGER 2006---leave a comment or two!

# posted by madman @ 4:37 PM

Comments:

I will vote for her--but I am afraid she will have to tolerate some pussy jokes.

# posted by

madman : 4:45 PM

Cute Dude. I'll vote for Sam.

# posted by

Kat : 5:50 PM

Sam is another one of my favorite bloggers and she is beautiful! Here's my first vote!

# posted by

Whistler71 : 5:54 PM

i'll vote for her...you sound like her dream guy, madman!!

# posted by

Libby : 6:19 PM

I will try it in a box, If I can try it with this fox. So I can vote for Sam I can. 'Cause I'm dumb and short and fat and mean, and I drink malt liquor 'till I'm green.

# posted by

Vince : 7:25 PM

Um.. can I vote for the hot chick with the even hotter pussy (cat)?

# posted by

Sam : 7:34 PM

SAM Rocks !! She is honest, brassy and oh so beautiful not to mention shes funny! My vote goes to SAM!

Jeremy
Montreal

# posted by

CanEragon : 7:56 PM

Go Mommy!

# posted by

Chicken : 8:17 PM

Love the Bio!!

# posted by

Jillian : 8:25 PM

animal lovers get my vote!!!

# posted by

RocksAndChairs : 8:37 PM

Can I vote for two people? Yes? Good. Cause I vote for her. And I voted for someone else too. They are both beautiful in their own way!!

# posted by

Erin : 8:47 PM

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# posted by

Chicken : 8:47 PM

Shit. I hope no one saw that! (I posted a comment without logging Chicken out!) *ahem* My birthday is Sunday. Winning would be a SWEET bday present. *subtle hint*

# posted by

Sam : 10:03 PM

you got my vote!

# posted by

Essie : 10:11 PM

Of course I vote for Sam. Her hilarity makes me wheez.

# posted by

A. Estella Sassypants : 10:32 PM

sam is the bomb diggity - pick sam

# posted by

Nessa : 3:35 AM

can i vote again? i'm voting again

# posted by

Nessa : 3:35 AM

you said a comment or two, but i'm going for three - go SAM!!!

# posted by

Nessa : 3:35 AM

She's got my vote. GO SAM!!!

# posted by

Jomama : 4:08 AM

GO SAM GO SAM GOOOOOOOOOOOO! *grin*

# posted by

The Real Kidd : 6:28 AM

I vote for Sam. She is a hottie. This HOTTIE has it in my opinion. That and she is a great mom!!!

# posted by

Manblogger641 : 6:32 AM

Sam has my vote!!! I love reading her blog. She is one of my favorites. Go Sam!!!

# posted by

Gerbera Daisy : 7:47 AM

Voting!

but only because Sam told me to. I have learned through the example of others that if you don't do what she says, she will swear at you until you are nothing more than a quiverying mass of human flesh. And considering that I am already that, it wouldn't take long before she utterly destroyed me.

# posted by

Schadeboy : 7:55 AM

oh she so has my vote.

she has one of the best blogs out there for sure!!! (*kisses Sam*)

# posted by

Princess Steph : 8:51 AM

Sam gets my vote!

# posted by

Bunny ~N~ Early : 12:34 PM

Cute pic!

# posted by

rlb3773 : 12:43 PM

I have been waiting quietly. Silently even for this moment. When BAM! I could pounce and make my vote worth while.

I VOTE FOR SAM MUTHER EFFERS!!!! I LOVE ME SOME SAM!

There, glad I got that off my chest.

# posted by

Anna : 4:56 PM

Vote for Sam.

# posted by

Anna : 4:56 PM

Vote for Sam.

# posted by

Anna : 4:56 PM

Vote for Sam.

# posted by

Anna : 4:56 PM

Nope, those above WERE NOT mis-posts.

Vote for Sam.

# posted by

Anna : 4:57 PM

I think that said "leave a comment or 10"

# posted by

Nessa : 6:27 PM

American Idol sucks - I vote for Sam

# posted by

Nessa : 6:29 PM

Sam's in this contest? I vote for Sam.

# posted by

Nessa : 6:30 PM

OMG!!! Sam is, like, seriously - my favorite blogger ever!!!!

# posted by

Nessa : 6:30 PM

If Sam wins, you should make her fly to Austin to meet me in April - I'm just sayin'

# posted by

Nessa : 6:30 PM

Sam - I want you to win, can you tell?

# posted by

Nessa : 6:30 PM

I'm just sayin' - this took a lot of effort on my part, so all of mine should count.

# posted by

Nessa : 6:30 PM

Sam is my favorite! How many times can we vote?? :)

# posted by

Anne : 7:21 PM

Gotta vote for Sam.

# posted by

bornfool : 7:44 PM

Of course, I vote for Sam!

# posted by

LD2 : 8:31 PM

Love the picture, I never look that good asleep!! Good luck Sam!!

# posted by

the ex assistant : 6:32 AM

voting for sam....KAt sent me!

# posted by

bubbles : 6:34 AM

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! Vote Sam for president! *grin*

# posted by

The Real Kidd : 9:57 AM

crap. Only one vote per 24-hr. period! Dangit!!!!!

# posted by

Nessa : 10:20 AM

I like Sam too!! She is cool...

# posted by

Assorted Babble by Suzie : 11:27 AM

Sam gets my vote.

# posted by

Chris : 1:38 PM

Wow, your votes are really adding up! Maybe I should have shown a little pussy too.

# posted by

Kat : 4:46 PM

Sam ROCKS LIKE THE WHO!!!!!!!!!!

# posted by

-SPK : 4:57 PM

Or like Neal Diamond.

# posted by

-SPK : 4:59 PM

I think we have a winner

# posted by

DOD Fire Fighter : 5:16 PM

I vote for my Mommy again!

# posted by

Chicken : 10:24 PM

Yeah, I really like that Sam chick. And her cat, Dude, IS SO HAWT. I want to hump his leg.

# posted by

Sam : 10:29 PM

I'm voting for Sam, again. But only because I'm hoping she'll buy me something from ThinkGeek.com.

Okay, no, that's not really true. I just think she's way cool and a great wit when it comes to telling stories. It helps that she's hot, too.

# posted by

Schadeboy : 11:07 PM

I vote for Sam again because I believe in her and also because I usually do as I am told. GO SAM!

# posted by

Manblogger641 : 4:29 AM

I am voting for Sam again. She deserves it.

# posted by

Jomama : 5:54 AM

I'm back again today. I vote for Sam!

# posted by

The Real Kidd : 6:48 AM

have i voted yet today?

i wouldn't mind losing to sam.

# posted by

Kat : 9:23 AM

My vote goes to Sam.

# posted by

Gerbera Daisy : 9:32 AM

Sam's got my vote!

# posted by

The Dummy : 9:34 AM

Only one vote per 24-hr. period...

oh in that case: again: Sam is the woman!

# posted by

Essie : 6:48 PM

This vote is shared: for Sam and especially for the finest of felines: Dude the Cat

# posted by

Essie : 6:57 PM

Im back for vote #2!

# posted by

Anne : 8:26 PM

My god, where was she when I was single... to my wife, honey, if youre reading this...just kidding!

Cute pussy too!

# posted by

mr_g : 11:30 AM

I hear Sam showers in the nude. Such a dirty dirty girl. That will get my vote.

# posted by

Chris : 10:41 PM

vote vote vote!!

# posted by

LD2 : 11:23 PM

Happy Birthday Sam! Here's vote number 3.

# posted by

Jomama : 5:06 AM

Voting for Sam, the birthday girl!!!

# posted by

Gerbera Daisy : 8:21 AM

Sam for Ms. Blogger!
Dude for El Presidente!
(HNT would be a national holiday)
You rock, birthday girl!

# posted by

loverfishy : 8:50 AM

fucking A, Sam is Ms Blogger 2006.

# posted by

aughra : 4:53 PM

I R Voted

# posted by

Chris : 11:25 PM

Go Sam...what this contest fr again. Most sexy plogger right?

# posted by

Anh : 8:09 AM

Vote for Sam! She rocks!

# posted by

The Real Kidd : 8:49 AM

yes, yes, sam shall win.

# posted by

Nessa : 10:04 AM

I R Vote Again

# posted by

Chris : 9:11 PM

I R Vote Again

# posted by

Chris : 9:11 PM

Looks like we have a winner.

# posted by

DOD Fire Fighter : 7:47 AM

Madman

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